2008 Mens T-shirt

Holy god, would you look at at this T-shirt?

Isn't it totally awesome?

Don't you want to buy one right now?

Of Course you do!

This tagless 100% cotton Hanes T-shirt was lovingly screen printed with our terrifying little girl logo so that you can stop traffic in the middle of the street as people stare at her haunting eyes. Nothing says "I'm a F*$&ing Grilled Cheese Champion™" more than wearing this T-shirt on your body.

Available in most sizes of the Modern human male, this nine color screeprinted t-shirt will provide endless hours of use as an article of clothing and will be there for you in your darkest hour.

$13.00

2008 Ladies T-shirt

Holy god, ladies, would you look at at this T-shirt?

Isn't it what you always dreamed you'd wear?

Don't you want to buy one right now?

This 100% cotton American Apparel T-shirt was lovingly screen printed with our terrifying little girl logo so that you can stop traffic in the middle of the street as people stare at her haunting eyes.

Nothing says "I'm a F*$&ing Grilled Cheese Champion™" more than wearing this T-shirt on your body.

Available in most sizes of the Modern human female, this nine color screeprinted t-shirt will provide endless hours of use as an article of clothing and is custom tailored to highlight the contours of a female cheese griller's body.

$14.00

Size	SMALLMEDIUMLARGEX-LARGE

2008 GCI Zipper Hoodie

OK, I know what you are thinking. First we kick down some bitchin' T-shirts for the guys and the ladies and now you're throwing down a Hoodie?

Hell yeah, we are!

Even though we said earlier that nothing says "I'm a F*$&ing Grilled Cheese Champion™" more than wearing our T-shirt, we were wrong. If you wore the T-shirt AND this hoodie, you'd totally look like a a Grilled Cheese Champion™!

This hoodie has been custom printed with our nine color logo on the back of the hoodie. The logo was positioned in such a way so that when the hood is not engaged, the eyes of the little girl peer out from just in back of it, therby causing everyone in back of you to have nightmares for at least four days.

100% proven results!

$27.00

SIZE	SMALLMEDIUMLARGEX-LARGE

2008 GCI Griller's Apron

This handy, adjustable apron is just what the doctor ordered for those of you who prefer to cover up your most important bits when you grill cheese. It has proven to be 100% effective when cooking other foodstuffs as well.

OK, now we're really getting crazy. Even though we said that nothing says I'm a F*$&ing Grilled Cheese Champion™ more than wearing a T-shirt AND a hoodie on your body, it looks like we were TOTALLY wrong. As it turns out, if you wear the T-shirt, the hoodie AND this Apron, you'd be a total Grilled Cheese Champion and you'd totally look like a winner.

Granted, you might get held for some psychiatric evaluations, but that is a risk any Grilled Cheese Champion is willing to take.

$16.00